PewDiePie? Is that really the guy’s name? Is that Slavic or something?

I pride myself on not going in for conspiracy theories and always doing due diligence on the facts. But the idea that my phone is listening to me at times when it shouldn’t be is one I am not going to give up easily.

e. that guy with the mohawk and the gold chains on his neck

When the machines rise up…

Maybe they didn’t donate enough to Trump. $1 million just doesn’t cut it, apparently.

How did it “verify” your age? Did it quiz you on early-2000s trivia or something?

You should make up a formula using Greek letters to justify the numbers. Greek letters = Very Important.

I imported the package, but then removed it. Might import again. Stand by.

Just kidding. I already re-imported a second time.