Is this just a shitty bot posting nonsense for engagement testing? 🤮
He sleeps upside-down like a bat, and roams the woods of the upper Left Coast at night, foraging for wolves. It is known.
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who’s the goodest li’l demon spawn, hmm? yes you arrre. such a good goaty.
Yet…
/ flails arms muppet-style toward DC 😵💫
41·4 days agoIs that the great great great ^great ^great… granpappy of Ronald McDonald, or did Pennywise forget to hydrate?
Right there with ya, citizen. ✊🏼
1·4 days agoI mean, if you’re into that sorta thing, I guess?
Also, the hotter the pepper, the less time it needs in the mix, FYI.
Likewise, opening it up to increase saturation via steeping. For example: habanero only needs a 3cm vertical slit or two (think: lantern) and just a few hours in the rum/vodka/etc. when making hotshots base. Going longer or adding more cuts (let alone fully-open) will all but ensure hours within a personal cornucopia of pain & suffering you have only yourself to blame for. 😭🤌🏼
wear gloves
A lesson that may only need to be taught once, if a bio-break occurs prior to triple-washing of ones hands. 😱🥹
Personally, I learned it years ago by happening to be on-shift when a fellow cooks’ apprentice eschewed the warning (“for weak AF noobs”) and was all but reduced to hysterics as minutes after such a bio-break — his “balls’re melting” and he panicked toward the walk-in to find & apply a cold fat to numb/neutralize the oils. He chose a tub of yogurt and was quickly fired for the scene that needs no textual description…
Don’t do it, kids. Not even for that rare $3 dare.
Yes, yes, an exact replica of that pansy-ass 90% vinegar “product” is what the goal is, rather than a far simpler improvement just about anyone anywhere can make, and quickly…
If you’ll look back at the simile above, I think you’ll find Nutella was chosen for more than one reason.
An alternative to Tabasco? Try infusing vinegar with your choice of hot peppers. Simply pack 'em in, and let it sit. Adjust to taste. Tabasco is hot sauce like Nutella is chocolate.
1·5 days ago^ahem. He starred in Spielberg’s A.I. 🥁💥
Your son is Haley Joel Osment?
The bittersweet tears were seasoning enough for that good, honorable boy. 🙇🏽♂️
Just gotta live long enough to inherit that newly beachfront property in Lichtenstein, then. 🤞🏼
Well, then carry on, fellow human. 🙇🏽♂️🖖🏼