Let’s dispense with this notion that America should be looked up to. We shouldn’t, and we seem to be the only ones at this point who don’t know that.

Ocean theme was stuck in my head the moment I saw the question.

Shaaaaaving cream! Be nice and clean! Shave every day and you’ll always look keen!

I live smack in the middle of the US, and I agree with this ranking. EU seems more trustworthy than my own country.

I’d be careful around anyone whose middle name is John, though. There’s this one guy with stupid hair that ruins everything he touches. Heard he’s in charge of a whole country now.

Imagine all the people living for today!