This doesn’t sound bad at all. This sounds like someone other than Google will be able to have a meaningful affect on web development.

I’ve heard this song before. Lordstown Motors, for example.

If they can get some trucks rolling out the door, I’ll get interested real quick.

Or is there a way to keep them while still deleting my account?

Aye, matey, there is a way.

Womp womp.

“Won’t someone think of the children?”

NO.

Chicago did that.

Turned out to be a crock of shit.

Nah, I’ll just use my “Tariff Dividend” check when Trump writes it. China will pay for it.

That would be the first iPhone I’d actually buy.