replace “the joke” with “irony” and then send the image to yourself

I think it’s practical for most people to pay $2 for that

It’s great for shitposting

In 2025, AIs function more like employees. Coding AIs increasingly look like autonomous agents rather than mere assistants: taking instructions via Slack or Teams and making substantial code changes on their own, sometimes saving hours or even days.

They already lost me, not even a minute in.

It’s still a graphing calculator. It still sucks at writing code. It still breaks things when it modifies its own code. It’s still terrible at writing unit tests, and any programmer who’d let it write substantial production and test code is like a lawyer who’d send the front desk attendant to argue in court.

It also has no idea about office politics, individual personalities, corporate pathology, or anything else a human programmer realistically has to know. Partly because it has anterograde amnesia.

So, since the authors screwed that up, my guess is the rest of the article is equally useless and maybe worse.

(acts confused in French)

We don’t want them to cough super ebola or space flu on us either

How

I just bought a domain for $2

Domains are dirt cheap.

That’s only easy for nerds, and it doesn’t help if the private key is on a device that gets compromised.

Only method yet invented?

Their position is that custom domains are “too hard.”

I got a Samsung TV a couple of years ago. I use it with a Roku. It’s not on my network. I’ll keep it until it stops working because I think eventually TVs will refuse to work without an Internet connection.

it’s looking for other keurigs to mate with, like a barnacle

It’s really an ecosystem, if you think about it

Smart TVs are tools of the demiurge

You’re familiar with bloat?

They say it’s supported until 2031.

What will a 5G phone with at most 8GB RAM have to offer in 2031?

someone hacked into the sewer and stole all the turds

I think it has to do with the Columbine school shootings.