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minus-squareMuskyMelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 day agoI, the MuskyMelon, officially announce my candidacy for CEO of Tesla!!!
minus-squareSoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·18 hours agoI’d vote for you if I could! Tesla could be alright without Musk, but it’s a long, uphill drive from where they’re at now.
minus-square/home/pineapplelover@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·21 hours agoAs CEO of Tesla, what will you do differently? Keep your answer under 5 minutes
minus-squareozoned@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·18 hours agoI’d do everything exactly the same, but not be a public assholes.
minus-squareMuskyMelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·16 hours ago Get rid of the Cyberduck Fix open issues with existing cars, not come up with new shit to avoid fixing stuff. E-muscle car.
minus-squareLandless2029@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 hours agoAdd LIDAR to all new cars and figure out an upgrade for older ones.
minus-squareozoned@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·12 hours agoToo expensive! Let’s run a campaign saying real Americans buy teslas!
I, the MuskyMelon, officially announce my candidacy for CEO of Tesla!!!
I’d vote for you if I could! Tesla could be alright without Musk, but it’s a long, uphill drive from where they’re at now.
As CEO of Tesla, what will you do differently?
Keep your answer under 5 minutes
I’d do everything exactly the same, but not be a public assholes.
You’re hired
Get rid of the Cyberduck
Fix open issues with existing cars, not come up with new shit to avoid fixing stuff.
E-muscle car.
Add LIDAR to all new cars and figure out an upgrade for older ones.
Too expensive! Let’s run a campaign saying real Americans buy teslas!